Saturday, June 27, 2009
Great Moments in Rock
Thursday, June 25, 2009
More Death and Dieing
Something similar happened yesterday. A long-time friend and colleague also checked out suddenly without warning. Ironically the day before we were talking about all we had been through with our mothers in the last 2 years. Attempting to manage their slow baby steps toward transition.
Even though the slow dieing process is tough on everyone, it gives you time to get used to the idea. When someone just quites breathing like my friend DL, it just sends a shock wave out over everyone. This, of course isn't something we get to choose, but if we did, I'll admit, I would rather take a little time.
Several years ago, another friend was one of the first I knew to get AIDS while working on a cruise ship. There was a kind of going away party for him at a local nightclub (while he still had the strength to attend). After thanking me for coming, he said, "Bil the one good thing about this disease is that it gives you time to put your house in order".
I guess that is the one good thing.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Another One Bites the...
His wife described the event as "he just stopped breathing".
I was there when the ambulance drove away. I asked M how it looked. She said "they don't tell you anything, I just have to go to the hospital and find out".
When she got there she found out he was DOA.
I once stopped breathing. Funny thing breath, it's one of the things you can't go long without.
I had a bad case of bronchitis, had been coughing for days. One night after bedtime, I got up for the bathroom, and started coughing on my way. Suddenly, after a long coughing exhale, I found I couldn't breath (inhale) again. This is very similar to drowning, but without the water.
My first impulse was to run outside (as if there were more air out there).
Then I realized my body would be laying out in front of the house. The neighbors would stare, it would be a big show, etc. I decided to stay put.
Then I thought of a story I read where a man needed an emergency trake. In the story this was performed by sticking a Bic pen in his neck. I briefly considered this.
Then rejected it.
I was about to pass out, so I decided to lay on the floor, so I wouldn't bump my head when I went out. My forehead was touching the carpet, I was on my knees. I relaxed, waiting to go black. . .
When suddenly air filled my lungs! I was breathing again!
We went to the hospital to check on it. A total waste of time. They kept asking me if I swallowed something, I kept saying no, I cough alot though. They took x-rays, sent me around to different people on duty. No help, no answers.
About a year later I was telling this story to a friend who worked in Respiratory Therapy.
He said "oh, sounds like spastic bronchs". This is when you irritate your bronchs till they just irritate you back (by not responding).
The whole experience made me want to wear a tag that says: Do not bring to emergency room unless
A: bleeding to death (must be sewn up)
B: Broken bone(s) are sticking through my skin
RIP Donnie
Monday, June 22, 2009
TV Nowhere
Thursday, June 18, 2009
How I'm Spending F -Day
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
What is your name again?
My problem is with folks not doing much in the way of getting their job right. I'm seeing an epidemic of this almost everywhere I look. I'll explain how it started:
Now THAT guy understands customer service!
The Nevada Senator? Forgetabboutit!
(Sorry... I started channeling Rodney Dangerfield there)
I'm not looking for perfecshon, but when you trace the steps for many of these incidents, you find one error laid over another until it looks like a (mental) pile of smashed cars on the freeway.
In spite of the great technology, instant communication, advanced business systems, we get pummeled daily by people with a lack of desire to do a good job.
Whatever business you are in?
Check your work before you turn it in, if it has errors, correct them. When someone is talking to you, stop what you're doing, thinking about, etc. and just listen to them. Repeat what they asked of you (for verification).This will make you a hero in any environment.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
My Visit to the State Penn
Monday, June 8, 2009
David Carradine and Choking the Chicken
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Obama Urges Folks to get their piano tuned
Saturday, June 6, 2009
The Last Time I Saw Richard...
The hours-long sound check was over, everything proved to be ready, and it was Showtime!
The days of L.R. standing on pianos were over, he appeared on crutches. Crippled, but still looking and sounding good. Then the horror started.
After the long vamp, he started testing the piano, and something was not right!
The notes were all sustaining like the pedal was stuck. Oh no! I checked everything I could check, but it was in the electronics and I could not figure out the source of the problem. Wayne said "grab the keyboard and put it on top of the grand".
That was done but now L.R. could not reach it. He also could not stand for even one song.
Now somebody said "get a trunk, he'll have to sit on it". I grabbed an amp case and put it on it's side. Now we had Little Richard propped high on a trunk with his feet dangling down. I quickly wondered which hip he would break when he toppled over, when suddenly, one of UT's finest (by this I mean students) showed up with a bonified stool. We pulled L.R. off the makeshift trunk-seat and plopped him on the stool. and the show rocked on...
Well, afterwards I knew I was in for it. I didn't hide or avoid, I went to Wayne and apologized. To my utter amazement, he said "hey don't worry about it, these things happen", gave me a hug and said "take care, we'll look for you next time".
I'd like to thank the gods (or whom it may concern) for a classy ending to a long rock and roll road trip. Below is a video of that same show, right before the excrement hit the wind tunnel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=493bewScSs0
Thursday, June 4, 2009
The First Time I Worked for Little Richard
The original title of this piece is The First and Last Time I Worked for Little Richard. The first story got too long, so the second part I'll publish later.
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By the sound of the title, you probably think I worked one Little Richard Show, but it was closer to 20 over a long number of years. It occurred today that perhaps the most interesting of all these was the first one and the last.
By "worked for" I mean I supplied the piano (and prep for the piano) on his shows. This is going back to the early '90's.
The first show I had a call for was in Galveston for a summer event at Moody Gardens. They might have been opening their latest pyramid or some such thing.
The concert was on the airport runway next to the Moody complex and stared Blood Sweat & Tears, Dr. John, and (The Beautiful) Little Richard.
This was my first L.R. show and I was excited, after all, this man is a god (in Rock and Roll), and has been a major influence on everyone who ever picked up a guitar (or rock piano).
Not to drag this out, it was an all day deal with multiple sound checks, etc. and when evening came and the concert started, well, let's put it like this: They were planning for 8,000... 800 showed up. That is a lot of empty runway space.
Musically, the shows were terrific. BS&T I had not seen since my 16th birthday sounded better than I remembered. Dr John, who I had been a big fan of since his first album was also great with a 5 piece horn section.
It began to get weird after the BS&T show ended. I went up to do a final check on the piano, and some goons told me I had to leave. Now. I tried to explain I had a job to do, but they countered with if I didn't leave, the show would be canceled and it would be my fault.
I left.
From then on it was like a totalitarian dictatorship transferred in from behind the Iron Curtain. These guys who looked like secret service agents went around ordering everyone around, muttering into walkie-talkies and threatened the meager audience that L.R. would not come out if they all didn't back up 9 feet from the stage... it was all pretty crazy.
Finally it was Little Richard Time! After giving us all time (about 10 minutes) to admire His Beauty (by standing on my piano and posing) he sat down and did his show. Which was good except:
- he claimed he saw people video taping him and so threatened them with his goons.
- He complained bitterly about how much he hated the piano.
Yep, in front of friends and family (mine, not his) he bitched about what a piece of crap the gleaming white grand piano was and how he was going to chop it into firewood, etc.
I wanted to fall through my a** hole and disappear. I had fantasies of getting a picture with him and the whole nine yards. Now I was caught between shame and humiliation.
When the ordeal was finally over, I ran up on the stage to check it - none of the things he claimed were true! WTF?! I thought...
I got a lot of good-natured kidding from my buddies "Bil, Little Richard wants to see you in his trailer". I wrote letters of apology/explanation to the producers (the agent appreciated that). Then heard the rest of the story: After finding out 90% of the expected audience didn't show, L. Richard was looking for an out. All the trouble making was about him being pissed at the low turnout.
Here's the kicker:
4 days later I got a call from his bandleader asking me to come work for them at the New Orleans Jazz Festival.