Sharing the REAL You

After reading an article about the Extreme Honesty movement (I think that's what it was called), I want to celebrate the concept, by introducing one of those silly quizzes that cuts past the crap and gets to the things people REALLY want to know. Join with me gentle reader, liberate yourself with TOTAL HONESTY. (Sorry, I'll quite shouting now).

1. What is your full, real honest name?

2. How much money do you make?

3. How much did you weigh at your largest?

4. How much do you weigh now?

5. Who would you secretly like to ravish?

6. Who would you like to have flirt with you so you could shut him/her down?

7. Are you on anyone's enemies list?

8. Who's on yours?

9. What is the most embarrassing moment of your life? (give full details)

10. Do you keep a hoard of cash at your home?

11. What is your shoe size?

12. What is your address?

13. Has anyone ever hit you in the face with a cream pie?

Don't send this to 10 friends, just forward them to me for a comprehensive study. The findings will be published later this year, from my hideout in The Bahamas.