On becoming a young adult, Superman realizes there is no future in Smallville, so he heads to the big city to find a life. After getting a room at the YMCA, the next stop is a career counseling outfit. He attends a 2pm appointment with Counselor Edwina Cranston
Edwina: So Mr Kent, I see you have the basic educational background, what special skills do you have that might help us place you in a job?
Clark Kent: (a bit nervous) Well, I can bend steel with my bare hands, I don't do it much...
Edwina: That might be handy in a steel mill, I'll make a note of it. Anything else?
Clark Kent: I can leap tall buildings in a single bound if I have to.
Edwina: You were a frat boy weren't you? Let's not mention that again. We have lots of openings for public school teachers, how does that sound?
Clark: hmmm, did I mention I'm more powerful than a locomotive?
Edwina: That's a good trait for a P.E. Instructor! Let me make a few calls and I'll get back to you tomorrow.
C.K. I'm also bullet-proof...
Edwina: An inner-city high school, perfect! 'Call you tomorrow...
Edwina: So Mr Kent, I see you have the basic educational background, what special skills do you have that might help us place you in a job?
Clark Kent: (a bit nervous) Well, I can bend steel with my bare hands, I don't do it much...
Edwina: That might be handy in a steel mill, I'll make a note of it. Anything else?
Clark Kent: I can leap tall buildings in a single bound if I have to.
Edwina: You were a frat boy weren't you? Let's not mention that again. We have lots of openings for public school teachers, how does that sound?
Clark: hmmm, did I mention I'm more powerful than a locomotive?
Edwina: That's a good trait for a P.E. Instructor! Let me make a few calls and I'll get back to you tomorrow.
C.K. I'm also bullet-proof...
Edwina: An inner-city high school, perfect! 'Call you tomorrow...
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